MANAGERIAL COME-EUNUCH-ATION - STUDAAPAA

*STUDAAPAA - adj - extravagant , flamboyant, bombastic, flashy blah blah .... can be substituted for any words used to appreciate somebody .. generally used by people who have problem recollecting english words ...

This word was introduced to me by  Gulshan . Gulshan is my classmate and holds the award for most number of citations for the word Studaapaa ... unfortunately Gulshan is not one of those who comes into the category of people catogorized under people possessing Studaapaa ...

Typical depiction of Studaapaa in a B- School might comprise of the below mentioned events. The list is not exhaustive coz it can never be and you could add a few more points.

• Wearing Sunglasses while going to drink tea at kaka's tapri.
• Do a sideway somersault to salute and impress a girl who is probably engaged before joining the college.

• Discuss 4 Ps of marketing for more than an hour so that everyone in the library can listen and appreciate your talent ....
• Accidentally jump into discussions about parties and get invited for some dumbfuck's party even though you hardly know them .. for these studaapaas please refer to last paragraph of  fraaandss furr evarrr
• Have sennheiser earphones on your ears all the time regardless of the fact that you are in a group or you are not listening to music at that moment so that your ears look like this ...      
• Always be dressed up as if you can be called for a party any moment, even at 12 PM ( though the college gates are closed at 10 PM).. no i am not talking about girls ...
• South indians pretend like they are north Indians ( fake punjabi accent, aquired rajma/ chole taste ) coz they lived in Delhi for few years but have all the while been eating, idli, sambar, rasam etc and speaking nothing other than tamil / telugu at home ...
• Changing display pics on FB twice a week if busy and atleast four times a week if there are no assignments and stuff ... and changing status message every one hour .. jumping from romantic one liners to deepak chopra shit to updates regarding free blood donation/ heart surgery ( this mesg has already been copied a million times over the last 2 years).
• Being the first one to download a Himesh reshammiya song and play it loud in classroom and gather a bunch of assholes and sing together ...
• Listen to Himesh when in the Boys hostel and switch to Link-fuck-in-park when in the college classroom ...  

I can write for days about these things, but on some days i really cannot use profanity .. so i better stop here ...