Sidhu : Who is Jo ???
Me : I donno
Sidhu : Kambhakt Ishquuuuuuuuuu hain Jo ..
Me : FML( internal monologue)
It's been over 6 years since i heard this from Sidhu and i would not want to comment on the IQ invested in making it up. Till today i can't say if it was a good joke or a bad Joke and don't blame me for the confusion. The moment he said this people started laughing like some fat ass farted one gallon of Nitrous oxide. So going by the number of people who actually laughed at it heartily i am obliged to say it was a gud one..... Anyways i really don't understand what's wrong with the sense of humour of the young Indians... While some think they can get laid with the help of their shitty wit others try to use it as a special talent to go up the career ladder ... Really, i think you should put that up ur ........ resume.
In the society I live in, I think the more a man studies (read - gets an extra degree), the deeper his sense of humor goes into his Gluteus maximus. As kids all of us laughed at ‘ Washing powder Nirma – Shankar Dayal Sharma blah blah ‘ and also stuff like ‘ What is this? Vankai puls’ or even more ‘then’ hilarious stuff like ‘Ennappa – Nee notlo kappa’. Studying in DAV has definitely saved me from a whole lot of shit of this kind. I remember there were a few people who had this kind of sense of humor but it did not matter at that age if I knew the latest Jokes or not. The moment I entered engineering college is when I started having these headaches due to the devilish laughter of people suffering from Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Here is something i heard while i just went to sign my night rollcall, before i forget ....
Me - i saw this movie .. blah blah ... (talking about some telugu movie dubbed into hindi on star gold)
Fraandd - Did you get an appointment ???
Me - What ??
Fraanndd - or did you get a disappointment ???
Me - haha
Fraannddd - I think disappointment has to be the antonym for appointment
FFFFMMMMLLLLL
Bad sense of humor comes in two ways - One where the Shithead has no idea what so ever happened when some one cracks a joke, the second where the Shithead thinks he cracked a joke but no one else knows it ... For once, a silly joke might induce a lot of laughter, but using the same hilarious stuff again and again might provoke a person to puke on you ... This is what happens in an IT company when you have shitheads around you. The only humor for them at work is to mock their manager atleast 10 times a day and get appreciated by the other shitheads. These dumb fucks continue this at the office cafeteria and also at restaurants ... Thankfully, i never had such friends in IBM ... Coming to my friends in IBM i would say Sudhir Bhai has been one person whose frequency of sense of humor matches mine and trust me it is really hard to read between our sarcasm when we are at the pinnacle of frustration .... Naturally the more frustrated we were the more we used to laugh at the irony, speaking stuff which 99 % of the people did not understand ...
I believe that a person's sense of humour and maturity of brain have a correlation of atleast 0.95. So u can assume that the maturity level a guy who can crack jokes of the above kind is equivalent to a 13 year old who just discovered some strange metabolic phenomenon in his body for the first time ... To some kids( all college going people, includes b schools as well) these days humor means surrounding one guy and bullying him, and this goes on in turns until everyone is bullied. This some times involves beating up the weakest of all so that every one else laughs including the one getting beaten up. I really blame the movies for this .. especially the telugu movies where the comedian is being kicked on the butt every now n then and people just fall off the seats laughing at the poor guy who is cryin on the scene ... Sadism and Humor do not go hand in hand .... Please stop imitating Tushar kapoor for god's sake and girls please do not laugh at these shitty witty tweets offline or online ... Not that you girls have any amount of sense of humor, i'm just not in a mood to use profanity now.
Me : I donno
Sidhu : Kambhakt Ishquuuuuuuuuu hain Jo ..
Me : FML( internal monologue)
It's been over 6 years since i heard this from Sidhu and i would not want to comment on the IQ invested in making it up. Till today i can't say if it was a good joke or a bad Joke and don't blame me for the confusion. The moment he said this people started laughing like some fat ass farted one gallon of Nitrous oxide. So going by the number of people who actually laughed at it heartily i am obliged to say it was a gud one..... Anyways i really don't understand what's wrong with the sense of humour of the young Indians... While some think they can get laid with the help of their shitty wit others try to use it as a special talent to go up the career ladder ... Really, i think you should put that up ur ........ resume.
In the society I live in, I think the more a man studies (read - gets an extra degree), the deeper his sense of humor goes into his Gluteus maximus. As kids all of us laughed at ‘ Washing powder Nirma – Shankar Dayal Sharma blah blah ‘ and also stuff like ‘ What is this? Vankai puls’ or even more ‘then’ hilarious stuff like ‘Ennappa – Nee notlo kappa’. Studying in DAV has definitely saved me from a whole lot of shit of this kind. I remember there were a few people who had this kind of sense of humor but it did not matter at that age if I knew the latest Jokes or not. The moment I entered engineering college is when I started having these headaches due to the devilish laughter of people suffering from Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Here is something i heard while i just went to sign my night rollcall, before i forget ....
Me - i saw this movie .. blah blah ... (talking about some telugu movie dubbed into hindi on star gold)
Fraandd - Did you get an appointment ???
Me - What ??
Fraanndd - or did you get a disappointment ???
Me - haha
Fraannddd - I think disappointment has to be the antonym for appointment
FFFFMMMMLLLLL
Bad sense of humor comes in two ways - One where the Shithead has no idea what so ever happened when some one cracks a joke, the second where the Shithead thinks he cracked a joke but no one else knows it ... For once, a silly joke might induce a lot of laughter, but using the same hilarious stuff again and again might provoke a person to puke on you ... This is what happens in an IT company when you have shitheads around you. The only humor for them at work is to mock their manager atleast 10 times a day and get appreciated by the other shitheads. These dumb fucks continue this at the office cafeteria and also at restaurants ... Thankfully, i never had such friends in IBM ... Coming to my friends in IBM i would say Sudhir Bhai has been one person whose frequency of sense of humor matches mine and trust me it is really hard to read between our sarcasm when we are at the pinnacle of frustration .... Naturally the more frustrated we were the more we used to laugh at the irony, speaking stuff which 99 % of the people did not understand ...
I believe that a person's sense of humour and maturity of brain have a correlation of atleast 0.95. So u can assume that the maturity level a guy who can crack jokes of the above kind is equivalent to a 13 year old who just discovered some strange metabolic phenomenon in his body for the first time ... To some kids( all college going people, includes b schools as well) these days humor means surrounding one guy and bullying him, and this goes on in turns until everyone is bullied. This some times involves beating up the weakest of all so that every one else laughs including the one getting beaten up. I really blame the movies for this .. especially the telugu movies where the comedian is being kicked on the butt every now n then and people just fall off the seats laughing at the poor guy who is cryin on the scene ... Sadism and Humor do not go hand in hand .... Please stop imitating Tushar kapoor for god's sake and girls please do not laugh at these shitty witty tweets offline or online ... Not that you girls have any amount of sense of humor, i'm just not in a mood to use profanity now.
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