After having two rounds of Sambar rice with Aloo gobi fry i felt like i have come back to earth after a trip to vulcan alonside Mr.Spock .. So much for Sambar rice ??? Yes i was dying to eat something since i just recovered from fever and was not in a position to move since morning ... Anyways after i ate so much, i headed towards the TV and sat there watching the highlights of CLT20 match between Bombay Bachchans and Chennai Rajinis .... At a point when Mumbai needed some 30 odd runs of 20 balls Dhoni missed a stumping and assuming the fact that the dumbhead sitting next to me knew it was highlights, i felt like he was over reacting by shouting " Ohhhh Shiitttt , he missed it ". The match was over 40 hrs ago bastard and i remember u watching the match live .. Then why the fuck are you shouting NOW ??? And that too for a fuckin stupid match in chennai where the stadium is 25 % occupied .... Now you get to see a lot of such dumb fucks pretending to be great fans of the Games / Teams and what not .. Here is an excerpt of what i have seen here at college and the heights of 'Studaapaa' people show to impress ..... i don't know who ......
Tonty Tonty cricket is the best bet. If you are from a place like Baroda or Indore or Ahmedabad, you can support the winning team which most of the time is Chennai .. Unfortunately people from Pune and delhi havn't had a great time, so they are not seen near the TV room during IPL but they will turn up for CLT20 to support Dhoni or Sachin or Mallya's team.. 5 years into this crappy mode of cricket and i still don't realize how a major chunk of the youngsters are so fanatical about a Mumbai team Sans Sachin sans a single player from Mumbai. I understand the passion for cricket as i myself am a big fanatic, but what i see here is people praying that Malinga finish off all the games for Mumbai Indians with his batting .... yes, what else can you do if Rayudu has lost his mind and Symonds' vision is deteriorating coz of his age ... Some people even watch matches between Ruhune and Cape Cobras with the same enthusiasm as the above mentioned bollywood action .. I don't want to comment much on cricket this time coz of the respect for the other formats of the game ... let me move onto other games ..
EPL comes next in the fan following .. While there are genuine fans for the Devils, The Gunners or Chelsea who have been watchin football from the time they knew it existed, i have seen some dumb fucks who have become great ManU fans over night. These Assholes sit behind people like me and keep telling about the past legacy of the teams and keep asking about players from the teams .. These bastards are googling out the names of the players while watching the match and pretending as if they know every thing ... They don't even turn to watch a ManU match until you go and tell them there is a match .. If you call yourself a fan then you can fill a football with your fart .... By and large the Fake supporters of Formula 1 are a subset of these fake EPL fans ...
Now the most hilarious of all the fans i have seen is during the Commonwealth games ... I just loved watching these dumbfucks support Indian players they haven't heard of ever and will not remember the next day ... Have you bastards ever heard of names like Heena Sidhu and Annuraj Singh ... All the people who have supported them that day coz u saw a small india flag displayed on the sore board do not even remember their names now .... So much to impress guys stayin next to you ????? Keep aside shooting, how many of us know the rules of boxing ??? Gymnastics, lawn bowls and cycling for godsake were some of the most watched and cheered for sports ... I don't know where do these people learn the rules of these games from...
The point i actually wanted to make is, most of us do not know what we want from life or what we really are interested in.. Considering a small fact that we become overnight fans of a team coz the coolest of the people support it, we can thus say that the youth is losing its individuality and getting pussified in the process of trying to be like some one else ... Some of the students cannot make out which company to apply to during campus placements .. I can understand that it is a tough decision to make sometimes especially in my college coz not many companies come here, but you cannot be as stupid as asking questions to your alumni working in the company like " How many annual paid leaves/sick leaves are provided there? " . Dude all the companies by and large have a similar kind of leave policy .. What are you trying to prove by asking such questions even after working in a world class company for 4 years ??? Some of my classmates cannot even make out if they want to sit in the class or walk out when the prof says ' I will give you one minute, people who do not want to listen can go out ' ... These approval junkies discuss this with the guy sitting next to them to decide if they have to sit in the class or not ... Grow up fuckaaa .... Will you make you own decision to Jerk off or will ya ?????
Tonty Tonty cricket is the best bet. If you are from a place like Baroda or Indore or Ahmedabad, you can support the winning team which most of the time is Chennai .. Unfortunately people from Pune and delhi havn't had a great time, so they are not seen near the TV room during IPL but they will turn up for CLT20 to support Dhoni or Sachin or Mallya's team.. 5 years into this crappy mode of cricket and i still don't realize how a major chunk of the youngsters are so fanatical about a Mumbai team Sans Sachin sans a single player from Mumbai. I understand the passion for cricket as i myself am a big fanatic, but what i see here is people praying that Malinga finish off all the games for Mumbai Indians with his batting .... yes, what else can you do if Rayudu has lost his mind and Symonds' vision is deteriorating coz of his age ... Some people even watch matches between Ruhune and Cape Cobras with the same enthusiasm as the above mentioned bollywood action .. I don't want to comment much on cricket this time coz of the respect for the other formats of the game ... let me move onto other games ..
EPL comes next in the fan following .. While there are genuine fans for the Devils, The Gunners or Chelsea who have been watchin football from the time they knew it existed, i have seen some dumb fucks who have become great ManU fans over night. These Assholes sit behind people like me and keep telling about the past legacy of the teams and keep asking about players from the teams .. These bastards are googling out the names of the players while watching the match and pretending as if they know every thing ... They don't even turn to watch a ManU match until you go and tell them there is a match .. If you call yourself a fan then you can fill a football with your fart .... By and large the Fake supporters of Formula 1 are a subset of these fake EPL fans ...
Now the most hilarious of all the fans i have seen is during the Commonwealth games ... I just loved watching these dumbfucks support Indian players they haven't heard of ever and will not remember the next day ... Have you bastards ever heard of names like Heena Sidhu and Annuraj Singh ... All the people who have supported them that day coz u saw a small india flag displayed on the sore board do not even remember their names now .... So much to impress guys stayin next to you ????? Keep aside shooting, how many of us know the rules of boxing ??? Gymnastics, lawn bowls and cycling for godsake were some of the most watched and cheered for sports ... I don't know where do these people learn the rules of these games from...
The point i actually wanted to make is, most of us do not know what we want from life or what we really are interested in.. Considering a small fact that we become overnight fans of a team coz the coolest of the people support it, we can thus say that the youth is losing its individuality and getting pussified in the process of trying to be like some one else ... Some of the students cannot make out which company to apply to during campus placements .. I can understand that it is a tough decision to make sometimes especially in my college coz not many companies come here, but you cannot be as stupid as asking questions to your alumni working in the company like " How many annual paid leaves/sick leaves are provided there? " . Dude all the companies by and large have a similar kind of leave policy .. What are you trying to prove by asking such questions even after working in a world class company for 4 years ??? Some of my classmates cannot even make out if they want to sit in the class or walk out when the prof says ' I will give you one minute, people who do not want to listen can go out ' ... These approval junkies discuss this with the guy sitting next to them to decide if they have to sit in the class or not ... Grow up fuckaaa .... Will you make you own decision to Jerk off or will ya ?????
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